Massive HORSE Tournament

I entered a tourney on PokerStars to kill some time while watching baseball. Somehow I outlasted over 5100 players and made it to the next round. It was only a freeroll, so it shows hardly any level of skill, but it's pretty cool that I lasted that long <-- "that's what she said". Since I have no means of transferring money to any online poker sites, and have over $600 locked indefinitely in my Neteller account, I'm shooting to win a whopping $10 through freerolls and build it up to millions (or at least enough to fool around with).